Sunday, September 10, 2017

TITS - My answer to Global Warming

I'm in early development of a MIWADS (Man-made In-climate Weather Aversion Defense System). Essentially it is a nuclear based climactic propulsion system that creates a temporary, directional weather system that can counter, re-direct and ultimately diffuse hurricanes. I will be offering the plans to the U.S. Government.

Yes, similar to Norman Baker's invention (clip from the Muscatine Journal, circa 1930), a man for which I am making a short film and documentary.

If the U.S. government is not interested, I will approach the Iowa Legislature, as I also have developed a weather defense system called TITS (Tornado Interference Tactical Scheme). Essentially, it is a series of wind generators that will be placed along our border to redirect the tornado back to the state from which it came from. Not sure how the other state's will feel about this, but building WALLS seems to be a contemporary option.


But seriously, like Reagan's STAR WARS defense system, why not create a bank of wind generators.. I am sure we can produce a 'wall' of wind that is 150mph or so (cat 4), that spans our southern borders... cheaper than cleaning up the mess, not to mention lives lost, of natural disasters. I suppose, to get TRUMP on board, we can also mix in a little pepper spray (and/or barbed wire) to keep out those pesky Mexicans (too much?).


So, wind walls actually exist, but these are a bit unsightly for permanent application.. however, possibly submerged in the ground/water, with large mobile wind generators betwixt (nice word).

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