

Since I will be off of the disabled list, I am currently planning on going up to spooky cross in Des Moines Iowa this weekend, because I have absolutely nothing better to do. Guess I will rent a room by myself, though that sounds sort of lame.
Maybe I can just be a tough guy and sleep in my new ride... 2008 Honda Element, the auto industry's gift to Roadies. Yeah, there are a lot of Elements in the parking lot of bike races... there is a reason for that. So, my stylin mini-van is gone. Good riddance to that babe magnet.
3 comments:
why dont you lay off that leg till september 2009 when the race you ran away from comes back to the county seat of whiteside, THE HARVEST HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate to keep bringing it up but it was on your list of races and we were all expecting a little report on it from you. I should let you know that there are quite a bit of tail at this race and a guy with your body and flair should have no problem acquiring a few digits to go along with some bonking later on in the day if you know what i mean.......bonky bonk!!!!
Harvest Hammer 'Tail'? -
Again, I inadvertantly laughed out loud reading your comment. I wonder how many different angles you will be able to find to reference this race throughout the next 11 months. Maybe we should start a race counter... what are we at... 320days,11hours,10minutes.. and counting?
Can you forward me some of those 'digits' I would have gotten by racing in Whiteside? I need someone to share my room at the super 8 this weekend.
You don't look like you are riding very hard :).
Are you going to pimp out the Element? 20 inch spinners? Big wing? Paint it a flashy color! That will turn it into a babe magnet.
When you get that room in Des Moines, pick up one of those magazines you see at the 7-11 with 'escort' services listed in the back, that will get you a lady friend (or two) for the night :).
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